Here are 20 optimistic songs to accompany the loss of your future. Plenty of joyful rhythms, just as many bouncy lyrics, and guitar solos that are drop-dead gorgeous. Think punk has gone soft, disco has hit rock bottom, rock has finally stopped its death throes, and yesterday’s pop is more intense and political than today’s rap? You’re right. And this record won't change your mind.

Here is the LP that will leave an indelible mark on the world, which joyful people will sing on both sides of the flat earth. Join the Cosmic Christ, pogo with Jean-Pierre Ramone, man the barricades, drop some acid, dance with Salomé the Disco Pogo, become yourself, and finally find your place as the new lead singer of AC/DC! Long live the Ludwigs! Long live optimistic records! Long live the good old days of mohawks!

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